Inspiration - MALE OR FEMALE?

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You might not have known this but a lot of inanimate objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

The sex of things!

Freezer bags: They're male - they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Photocopiers: These are female because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

Tyres: Male because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated.

Hot-air balloons: Also a male object because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under their butt.

Sponges: These are female - they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web pages: Female because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

Trains: Definitely male because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

Egg timers: Egg timers are female because over time all the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammers: Male because in the past 5 000 years they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to have around.

The remote control: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male but consider this: it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push he keeps trying.

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